Rhyme Or Reason lyrics - Eminem

[Verse 1:]

(What's your name?) Marshall

(Who's your daddy?) I don't have one

My mother reproduced like a komodo dragon

And had me on the back of a motorcycle

Then crashed in the side of loco-motive with rap, I'm loco

It's like handing a psycho a loaded handgun

Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum

About to explode all over the canvas

Back with the Yoda of rap in a spasm

(Your music usually has them)

(But waned for the game your enthusiasm it hasn't)

(Follow you must, Rick Rubin my little Padawan)

A Jedi in training, colossal brain and, thoughts of entertaining

But docile and impossible to explain and, I'm also vain and

Probably find a way to complain about a Picasso painting

Puke Skywalker, but sound like Chewbacca when I talk

Full of such blind rage I need a seeing eye dog

Can't even find the page, I was writing this rhyme on, (oh..)

Its on a rampage, couldn't see what I wrote I write small

(It says) Ever since I drove a 79 Lincoln with white walls

Had a fire in my heart, and a dire desire to aspire, to DIE HARD

So as long as I'm on the clock punching this time card

Hip hop ain't dying on my watch

[Hook:]

But sometimes, when I’m sleeping, she comes to me in my dreams

Is she taken? Is she mine? Don’t got, I don’t care, don’t have two shits to give

Let me take you by the hand, to promise land, and threaten everyone

Cause there’s no rhyme or no reason for nothing

[Bridge:]

Nah, (Whats your name?) Marshall

(Who’s your daddy?) I don’t know him, but I wonder

(Is he rich like me?) Haha

(Has he taken, any time, to show you what you need to live?)

NO

[Verse 2:]

If he had, he wouldn’t have ended up in these rhymes on my pad

I wouldn’t be so mad, my attitude wouldn’t be so bad, yeah, dad

I'm the epitome and the prime example of what happens

When the power of the rhyme falls into the wrong hands, and

Makes you want to get up and start dancing

Even if it is Charles Manson who just happens, to be rapping

Blue lights flashing, laughing all the way to the bank

Lamping in my K-Mart mansion, I’m in the style department

With a pile in my car, ripping the aisle apart

With great power comes absolutely no responsiblity, for content

Completely, despondent, and condescending

The king of nonsense and controversy is on, a

Beat killing spree, your honor, I must, plea

Guilty, cause I sparked a, revolution

Rebel without a cause, who caused the evolution of rap

To take it to the next level, boost it

But several rebuked it, and whoever produced it

(Hip hop is the devil's music) Is that me? It belongs to me?

Cuz I just happen to be, a white honky devil with two horns

That don't honk but every time I speak you, hear a beep?

But lyrically I never hear a peep, not even a whisper

Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch

Cause it's the…

[Hook]

[Bridge:]

(Whats your name?) Shady

(Who’s your daddy?) I don’t give a fuck, but I wonder

(Is he rich like me?) Doubt it, ha

(Has he taken, any time, to show you what you need to live?)

[Verse 3:]

So yeah dad let's walk

Let's have us a father and son talk

But I bet we probably wouldn't get one block

Without me knocking your block off

This is all your fault

Maybe that's why I'm always so bananas

I appeal to all those walks of like

Whoever had strife

Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like

Cause I related to the struggles of Young America

When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles

Now they're ripping out their fucking hair again

It's a stare ruckle, I chuckle

Cause everybody bloodies their bare knuckles

Yeah, uh oh, better beware knuckleheads

The sound of my hustle says don't knock

The doors broken it won't lock

It might just fly open, get cold cocked

You critics come pay to me a visit

Misery loves company, please stay a minute

Kryptonite to a hypocrite

Zip your lip if you dish it but can't take it

Too busy getting stoned in your glass house

To kick rocks, and you wonder why I lash out

Mister Mathers as advertised on the flyers

Spread the word cause I'm promoting my passion till I'm passed out

A completely brain dead Rainman

Doing a bankhead in a restraint chair

So bitch, if you shoot me a look it better be a blank stare

Or get shanked in the pancreas, I'm angrier than

All 8 of the reindeer put together with Chief Keef

Cause I hate every fucking thing, yeah

Even this rhyme bitch, and quit tryna look

For a fucking reason for it that ain't there

But I still am a CRIMINAL

Ten year old degenerate grabbing on my GENITALS

The last Mathers LP that went diamond

This time I'm predicting this one will go EMERALD

When will the madness end, how can it when

There's no method the pad and pen

The only message that I have to say is:

Dad, I'm back at it again

Bitch

So Much Better lyrics - Eminem

[Verse 1:]

Pick up the god dang phone...

Bitch where the fuck were you Tuesday?

With who you say?

I wasn't at the studio

Bitch what'd you do screw Dre?

You went there looking for me

Oo that excuse is too lame

Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg

You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew drake

Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs

You try to flip this on me?

If i spent more time with you, you say

“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you

And I’d be the third person who screwed you today

Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touche

You were too two-faced for me

Thought you was my number one

True BlueAce but you ain't

And I can see you and you make

That little boo-boo face

Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo

You make my fucking Blutooth ache

You feeling blue too late

Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid

Here's what you say to someone you hate

[Hook:]

My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (I hate you)

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this song just popped in my head and I though

Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)

I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

[Verse 2:]

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brim

Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think

Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go cause I told 'em

I'm only driving drunk cause that bitch drove me to drink

I'm back on my fuck hoes but a whole new hatred for blondes

But bias I hate all bitches the same, baby come on

Excuse the pun but bitch you're such a broad statement

And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on

Cause a woman broke my heart, I say hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts

And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?

Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off

And pick myself up off the carpet

But I'll never say the L-word again

I la-la-la-la lesbian, aaaah

I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

My life's be so much better if you just

[Hook]

[Bridge:]

Cause you told me, you love me, forever

Bitch, that was a lie

I never, wanted someone, to die

So bad in my fucking life

But fuck it, there's other fish in the sea

[Verse 3:]

And I'mma have a whale of a time

Being a single sailor for the night

Bitch on a scale of 1 to 10, shit

I must be the holy grailer

Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (great)

I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh

Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer

These bitches tryna get atached with the failer

And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer

Like I'm itchin' to get hitched

Yeah I'm rich as a bitch but bitches ain't shit

I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch

Bitch you complain when you listen to this

But you still throw yourself at me

That's what I call pitchin' a bitch

That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight

Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul

But my dick's on strike so all that love shit is null and void

Bitch I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed

Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys

Getting sick at these girls girls girls

Oink oink oink you fucking pigs

All you good boys doink doink doink

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun

I take em all out I hope you hear this song

And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack

And just drop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party after this cause

[Hook]

[Outro:]

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you

Legacy lyrics - Eminem

Tell me where to go, tell me what to do

I'll be right there for you

Tell me what to say, no matter if it's true

I'll say it all for you

[Verse 1:]

I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling

Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?

What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in

Because I don't belong in this world

That’s why I'm scoffing at authority, defying often

Flying off at the handle with my mom, no dad

So I’m non complying at home, at school I’m just shy and awkward

And no I don’t need no goddamn psychologist

Trynna diagnose why I have all these underlying problems

Thinking he can try and solve them

I’m outside chalking up drawings on the sidewalk

And in the front drive talking to myself

Either that or inside hiding often to going somewhere quiet

Trying not to be noticed because I'm crying and sobbing

I had a bad day at school so I ain't talking

Some cocksucker shoved me into a fucking locker

And he said that I eyeballed him

And if you fall, I'll get you there

I'll be your savior from

All the wars that are fought

Inside your world

Please have faith in my words

Cause this is my legacy, legacy, here

This is my legacy, legacy, here

There’s no guarantee, it’s not up to me, you can only see

This is my legacy, legacy

Legacy, legacy

[Verse 2:]

I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling

Why am I so differently wired in my nogging?

'Cuz sporadic as my thoughts come, it's mind boggling

'Cuz I obsess on everything and my mind is small shit

Bothers me but now my father, he said Sayonara and then split

But I don’t give a shit I'm fine as long as

There's batteries in my Walkman nothing is the matter with me

Shit look at the bright side at least I ain’t walking

I bike ride through the neighborhood of my apartment

Complex on a ten speed which I've acquired parts that I

Found in the garbage, a frame and put tires on it

Headphones on, straight ahead and kids tryin to start shit

But if this is all there is for me life offers

Why bother even try and put up a fight, it's nonsense

But I think a light bulb just lit up in my conscience

What about those rhymes I've been jottin'

They are kinda giving me confidence

Instead of tryina escape through my comics,

Why don't I just blast a little something like Onyx

To put me in the mood to wanna fight and write songs that

Say what I wanna say to the kid that said that I eyeballed him

Grab hold of my balls like that's right fight's on bitch

Who would've knew from the moment I turned the mic on

I could be iconic, and my conquest is

Is word to Phife Dawg from a Tribe Called Quest

This is my legacy, legacy, here

This is my legacy, legacy, here

There’s no guarantee, it’s not up to me, you can only see

This is my legacy, legacy

Legacy, legacy

[Verse 3:]

I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling

Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired's awesome

Cause if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to work

Words like this and connect lines like crosswords

And use my enemy's words as strength

To try and draw from, and get inspired off em

Cause all my life I was told and taught I am not shit

By you wack fucking giant sacks of lying dog shit

Now you shut up bitch, I am talking

Thought I was full of horseshit and now

You fucking worship the ground in which I am walking

Me against the world so what? I'm Brian Dawkins

Versus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offense

So bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami Dolphins

It's the body bag game bitch I'm supplying coffins

Cause you dicks, butt kiss, a bunch of Brian Baldingers

You gon die a ball licker I've been diabolical

With this dialogue since 99 Rawkus

You don't respect the legacy I leave behind y'all can

Suck a dick, the day you beat me pigs'll fly out my ass

And a flying saucer full of Italian sausage

The most high exalting and I ain't halting

Till I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumes

The best part about me is I am not you

I am me, I'm a fire marshall and this is my

legacy, legacy, here

This is my legacy, legacy, here

There’s no guarantee, it’s not up to me, you can only see

This is my legacy, legacy

Legacy, legacy

Asshole lyrics - Eminem (feat. Skylar Grey)

[Verse 1:]

I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain

An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling

But don't think I ever stopped

To think I was speaking to children

Everything was happening so fast

It was like I blinked, sold three million

Then it all went blank, all I remember

Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling

Like I am always under attack man

I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling

Women dish him but really thinking

If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him

Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite

When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many

People ever give a shit but I had to say

It's just my opinion

If it contradicts how I'm living

Put a dick in your rear end and guess what

Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it

For drawing more attention toward it

Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude

Thought I was that important

But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect

And battle for it, mad awards, act paranoid

Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out

Good luck trying to convince a blonde

That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out

Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt

In anyone's mind one day I'd go down

In history think they know now

Because everybody knows

[Hook - Skylar Grey:]

Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

Everywhere that you go, people wanna go

"Oh, everyone knows"

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

There's no place you can hide

You are just an asshole

Everyone knows, everyone knows

[Verse 2:]

Thanks for the support, asshole [*scratch*] thanks for the support, asshole

Quit acting salty, I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth

When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out

Thought I was history

But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey

Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth

Lay'em off it

But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about

The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me

You knock me down, I went down from the counter

I fell but the fans caught me, and now

You're gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me

To take my belt, word to Pacquiao

Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about

Gotta go in that ring and knock them out

Or you better not come out

It's poetry in motion, like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare

So what if the insults are revolting

Even Helen Keller knows life stinks

You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled

But you should give little shit what I think

This whole world is a mess

Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock

Just to go out watch Batman

Who needs a test to test the testicles, not that man

Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage

Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model

Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado

So get lost, Waldo

My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping

A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole

With a pack torn of paper

But I'm not taking no crap, ho

Here I go down the back pole

And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go

Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]

Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth

I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull

Thinkin we have some magnetic pull

Screamin ICP in this bitch, how do magnets work!?

Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable

Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical

I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical

Thinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical

You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination

I keep them feelings locked in a vault

So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

My heart is truly guarded, full body armor

Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded.

Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind

Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er

Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor

Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass

But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent

With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin

Only women that I love are my daughters

And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it further

So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line

It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up

So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time

And it ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime, so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive

Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over

And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster

I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off? so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here

White America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird, you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too. You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows.

Brainless lyrics - Eminem

[Intro:]

Eminem Has a full line of chainsaws

Eminem..Eminem..Eminem..Eminem

Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper…Eminem

Who can say fore sure?

Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer

If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use

Society will reap a great benefit

[Verse 1:]

I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets

Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes

Fuck fuck fuck, can't take the stress

I make a mess as the day progresses

Angry and take it out on the neighbours hedges

Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches

With these hedge trimming scisors with razor edges

Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this

Mess and make the best of this situation, I guess

Cuz I feel like a little bitch's, predicaments, despicable

I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous

I look like a freaking woos, a pussy

This kid just took my stick of liquorice

And threw my sticker books in a picker bush

I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook

This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook

He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head

[Hook:]

Mama always said "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous

A brain you'd be dangerous" (Mama could be wrong)

Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous

And I'mma be a pain in the anus

(Mama could be wrong)

I'mma use my head as a weapon

Find a way to escape this insaneness

Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous

Guess it pays to be brainless

[Verse 2:]

Fast forward some years later

A teenager, this is a fun, sweet

I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete

It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished

They've stomped me into the mud [gee] for what reason, you stomped me

But how do you get the shit beat out of you be down and be upbeat

When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life

Chance to make it or succeed

Cuz you're doomed from the start

It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump street

But if I had just kept my head up my ass

I could accomplish any task

Practicing trash talking in a trance

Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans mama

These damn rhymes are falling

Out of my pants pocket I can't stop it

And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure

I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been before

Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that

Threw my first punch, end of story

Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void,

Been using it more as a bin for storage

Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword

Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore

Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain

Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head

Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't

Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said

[Hook]

[Bridge:]

Now my mum goes “womp womp womp”

Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb

I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped

But somehow, I came out on top

[Verse 3:]

I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo

I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out cold

Now everywhere I go, they scream out 'Go'

I'm bout to clean house, yo

I'm Lysol, now I'm just household

Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out

Middle America, hear them yell out

Until they were so scared, and those kids

Just about, belted out

Whatever spout that it fell out

Of my smart alleck mouth, it was so weird

Inappropriate, so be it, I don't see it

Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as

Motherfuckin' difficult, ye, till then

Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow beards

It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers

Till emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius

Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah

You motherfuckin' (insert insult here)

Who the fuck would've thought one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it

And boy did they flock

Can't believe this little hick locked

This Hip Hop shit in his hip pocket

And still the shit got that

White trash traffic and gridlock

Shit hopping like a six blocks from a Kid Rock

Insane Clown Posse concert in mid oc-tober

And got forbid ah see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog

Cause I turn to the Unabomber mama always said

[Outro:]

Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid fuck

Neither is ain't

Stronger Than I Was lyrics - Eminem

[Verse 1]

You used to say that I'd never be nothing without you

And I believe I'm striding the roads, I guess I can't breathe

Just lay here with me, baby, hold me please

And I beg and I plead, drop to knees

And I cry and I'd scream, baby, please don't leave

Snatch the keys from your hand

I would squeeze and you'd laugh

And you'd tease, you're just fucking with me

And you must hate me

Why do you date me if you say I make you sick?

And you've had enough of me

I smother you, I'm 'bout to jump off the edge

[Hook]

But you won't break me

You'll just make me stronger than I was

Before I let you, I bet you I'll be just fine without you

And if I stumble, I won't crumble

I'll get back up and uhhh

And I'mma still be humble when I scream fuck you

Cause I'm stronger than I was

[Verse 2]

A beautiful face is all that you had

Cause on the inside you're ugly, man

But you're all that I love

Aggressed, you can't leave

Please stay here with me, baby, hold me please

And I'd beg and I plead, drop to knees

And I'd cry and I'd scream, baby, please don't leave

Cause you left and you took everything I had left

And left nothing, nothing for me

So please don't wake me from this dream, baby

We're still together in my head

And you're still in love with me

Till I woke up to discover that that dream was dead

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

You walked out, I almost died

It was almost a homicide that you caused cause I was so traumatized

Felt like I was in for a long bus ride

I'd rather die than you not be by my side

Can't count how many times I vomited, cried

Go to my room, turn the radio on and hide, uh

We were Bonnie and Clyde

No, on the inside you were Jekyll and Hyde I

Felt like my whole relationship with you was a lie

It was you and I, why did I think it was ride or die?

Cause if you could've took my life you would've

It's like you put a knife to my chest and pushed it right through to the

Other side of my pack and stuck a spike, too, should've

Put up more of a fight, but I couldn't at the time

No one could hurt me like you could've

Take you back now, what's the likelihood of that?

Bite me, bitch, chewing on a nineteen footer

Cause this morning I finally stood up

Held my chin up, finally showed a sign of life in me for the

First time since you left me and left me with nothing but shattered dreams

And a life we could've had and we could've been

But I'm breaking out of this slump I'm in

Pulling myself out of the dumps once again

I'm getting up once and for all, fuck this shit

I'mma be late for the pity party

But you're never gonna beat me to the fucking punch again

Took it on the chin like a champ so don't lump me in with the chumpy ends

I'm done being your punching bag

It was the November 31st today, would've been our anniversary

Two years, but you left on the first of May

I wrote it on the calender, was gonna call, but couldn't think of the words to say

But it came to me just now, so I put 'em in a verse to lay

And I thank you cause you made me a better person than I was

But I hate you cause you drained me

I gave you all, you gave me none

But if you blame me, you're crazy

And after all that's said and done

I'm still angry, yeah, I maybe

I may never trust someone

[Hook]

The Monster lyrics - Eminem (feat. Rihanna)

[Hook: Rihanna]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek

Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey

Wanted to receive attention for my music

Wanted to be left alone in public. Excuse me

For wanting my cake and eat it too, and wanting it both ways

Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated

When I blew; see, but it was confusing

'Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf

Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam (wooh!)

Hit the lottery, oh wee

With what I gave up to get was bittersweet

It was like winning a used me

Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink

I'm beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep

Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith

But I'm actually weirder than you think

'Cause I'm

[Hook: Rihanna]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's not fair

Well, that's not fair

[Verse 2: Eminem]

No, I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me

To seize the moment and don't squander it

'Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow

So I keep conjuring, sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from

(Yeah, ponder it, do you want this?

It's no wonder you're losing your mind, the way it wanders)

Yo-lo-lo-lo-yee-whoo

I think you've been wandering off down yonder

And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen

'Cause I need an interventionist

To intervene between me and this monster

And save me from myself and all this conflict

'Cause the very thing that I love's killing me and I can't conquer it

My OCD is conking me in the head

Keep knocking, nobody's home, I'm sleepwalking

I'm just relaying what the voice in my head's saying

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the

[Hook: Rihanna]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's not fair

Well, that's not fair

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Call me crazy, but I had this vision

One day that I'd walk amongst you a regular civilian

But until then drums get killed and I'm coming straight at

MCs, blood get spilled and I

Take it back to the days that I get on a Dre track

Give every kid who got played that

Pumped up feeling and shit to say back

To the kids who played 'em

I ain't here to save the fucking children

But if one kid out of a hundred million

Who are going through a struggle feels and then relates that's so great

It's payback, Russell Wilson falling way back

In the draft, turn nothing into something, still can make that

Straw into gold chump, I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack

Maybe I need a straight jacket, face facts

I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that

It's nothing, I'm still friends with the

[Hook: Rihanna]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

[x2]

Well, that's not fair

Well, that's not fair